THE EXPORT GARDENER

A Fish Out of Water in the Garden of England

When he can’t get a job in London, a care free optimist decides to start a gardening business.

Eager to make a success of his ambitious new career, there’s just one problem.

He doesn’t know ANYTHING about gardening.

Undeterred, he relocates to Sevenoaks in Kent; where he promptly chops down the wrong tree and soon discovers that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix.

Do you enjoy hilarious stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures?

Then meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips and the Tip Monster in this side-splitting tale.

“If you are looking for great gift ideas for gardeners, you won’t go wrong with this book.” – letsgrowwild.co.uk

Buy a copy of The Export Gardener now and laugh out loud as you turn each page!

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